I don't play hard to get... I play hard to want!
HumorRelationshipsDatingSelf deprecationSelf esteemAttraction
I don't play hard to get... I play hard to want!
HumorRelationshipsDatingSelf deprecationSelf esteemAttraction
It assumes rejection is based on desire rather than timing.
I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born.
I love three girls at once...if I fall asleep, they got each other to talk to.
You know the best part of having kids? ...making them.
When I tried to kiss my date goodnight she pushed me away. I said, 'Is there someone else?' She said, 'There must be.'
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay!
I haven't had that many women- only as many as I could lay my hands on.