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What does it mean?
The speaker suggests the act of conception is the most enjoyable part of parenting.
In plain terms
Having kids is best before they are born.
What can you take from it?
Parenting involves many challenges after the initial creation.

Where it applies

  • family planning
  • parenting groups
  • relationship advice

Putting it to work

  • discussing parenting realities
  • humor in difficult jobs
  • managing expectations

Questions to consider

  • Is parenthood defined by its challenges?
  • What makes parenting rewarding?

Another view

This view ignores the emotional rewards of raising children.

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