With my wife, I've got no sex life. The dog keeps watching me in the bedroom so he can learn how to sit up and beg. I told him to watch my wife so he can learn how to roll over and play dead.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A joke comparing the lack of sexual activity in a marriage to a dog's behavior.
- In plain terms
- He jokes about his lack of intimacy.
- What can you take from it?
- Use humor to deal with issues.
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