When my wife has sex with me there's always a reason. The other night she used me to time an egg.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker jokes that his wife's sexual activity always has a purpose, even if it's mundane like timing an egg.
- In plain terms
- Sex is always used for a practical reason.
- What can you take from it?
- Intimacy can be mixed with everyday tasks.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Why do people find mundane uses of intimacy funny?
- What does this say about marital dynamics?
Another view
The joke may be seen as crass by some audiences.
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