With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A comedic twist where a marital health advice results in the couple avoiding each other.
- In plain terms
- Advice on intimacy led to less time together.
- What can you take from it?
- Expectations don't always match outcomes.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do jokes work?
- Why do plans fail?
Another view
The advice might actually help relationships in reality.
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