4 Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Joke

Rodney Dangerfield quotes on joke

11. I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

49. With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

52. Yeah, I know I'm ugly. I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

61. (Describing his son-in-law's family) The family's so ugly, in the photo album, they keep the negatives!