Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Joke
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I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly. I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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(Describing his son-in-law's family) The family's so ugly, in the photo album, they keep the negatives!