12 Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Family

Rodney Dangerfield quotes on family

5. Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.

6. My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

8. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

11. I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

14. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

24. My father never liked me, he'd tell me to go out and play 'Hide and-go-fuck-yourself'.

35. My family was a bunch of drunks, when I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.

44. The other night I told my kid 'Someday, you'll have children of your own.' He said 'So will you.'

47. When I was a kid, I asked my Mother for a Bubble Bath, so she brought the water to a boil!

53. You know the best part of having kids? ...making them.

54. I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born.

61. (Describing his son-in-law's family) The family's so ugly, in the photo album, they keep the negatives!