Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Self deprecation

4 quotes

  1. Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.

  2. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn't met me yet.

  3. My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

  4. I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born.

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