4 Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Self deprecation

Rodney Dangerfield quotes on self deprecation

5. Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.

19. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn't met me yet.

42. My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

54. I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born.