Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Life
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It's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom...
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It's not easy being me. When I was born the doctor told my mother, 'I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway.'
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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That's the story of my life, no respect, ya know?
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
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You know the best part of having kids? ...making them.