5 Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Absurdity

Rodney Dangerfield quotes on absurdity

14. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

27. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

29. I'm ugly I'm tellin' ya. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth.

48. When my wife has sex with me there's always a reason. The other night she used me to time an egg.

51. With my wife, I've got no sex life. The dog keeps watching me in the bedroom so he can learn how to sit up and beg. I told him to watch my wife so he can learn how to roll over and play dead.