Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Absurdity
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
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I'm ugly I'm tellin' ya. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth.
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When my wife has sex with me there's always a reason. The other night she used me to time an egg.
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With my wife, I've got no sex life. The dog keeps watching me in the bedroom so he can learn how to sit up and beg. I told him to watch my wife so he can learn how to roll over and play dead.