I'm ugly I'm tellin' ya. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker describes a strange medical exam to emphasize his looks.
- In plain terms
- He says his doctor put a finger in his mouth during an exam.
- What can you take from it?
- Absurd details reinforce the theme of being ugly.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What makes a story believable?
- How do you tell funny stories?
Another view
The joke is nonsensical and lacks logic.
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