I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice- I don't know if I'm coming or going.

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

I'm ugly I'm tellin' ya. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth.

I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?' He said...'I don't know…

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice- I don't know if I'm coming or going.