7 Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Jokes

Rodney Dangerfield quotes on jokes

6. My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

9. I drink too much. Way too much. I gave a urine sample, there was an olive in it.

10. I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.

32. It's not easy being me. When I was born the doctor told my mother, 'I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway.'

41. My wife is ugly. She's so ugly that when you look up ugly in the dictionary, there's her picture.

50. With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me...

62. One day I was driving home and saw a guy jogging naked. I asked why, he said, ''Cause you came home early!'