Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Infidelity
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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One day I was driving home and saw a guy jogging naked. I asked why, he said, ''Cause you came home early!'