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3 Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Infidelity

Rodney Dangerfield quotes on infidelity

  1. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

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  2. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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  3. One day I was driving home and saw a guy jogging naked. I asked why, he said, ''Cause you came home early!'

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