Quote #44

The other night I told my kid 'Someday, you'll have children of your own.' He said 'So will you.'

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  1. That's the story of my life, no respect, ya know?
  2. The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone.
  3. My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
  4. When I tried to kiss my date goodnight she pushed me away. I said, 'Is there someone else?' She said, 'There must be.'
  5. My wife is ugly. She's so ugly that when you look up ugly in the dictionary, there's her picture.
  6. When I was a kid, I asked my Mother for a Bubble Bath, so she brought the water to a boil!
  7. My wife isn't too smart. She has to reach inside her bra to count to two.
  8. When my wife has sex with me there's always a reason. The other night she used me to time an egg.

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