Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Sex

3 quotes

  1. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

  2. If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

  3. When my wife has sex with me there's always a reason. The other night she used me to time an egg.

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