5 Jacob Cohen Quotes on Sex

Jacob Cohen quotes on sex

4. A hooker told me 'Not on the first date.'

7. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

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48. When my wife has sex with me there's always a reason. The other night she used me to time an egg.

49. With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

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51. With my wife, I've got no sex life. The dog keeps watching me in the bedroom so he can learn how to sit up and beg. I told him to watch my wife so he can learn how to roll over and play dead.