During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
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It relies on infidelity as a setup which is harmful to relationships.
My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.
A hooker told me 'Not on the first date.'
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
I had a blowjob once. I didn't like the taste.