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3 Jacob Cohen Quotes on Phone

Jacob Cohen quotes on phone

  1. You know my Doctor, Doctor Vinny BoomBots... I called and told him I had a bad case of diarrhea. - He put me on hold!

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  2. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

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  3. The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone.

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