4 Jacob Cohen Quotes on Ugliness

Jacob Cohen quotes on ugliness

22. I was so ugly... When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!'

23. I was such an ugly kid- when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

29. I'm ugly I'm tellin' ya. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth.

58. You kiddin'? I know I'm ugly...last year at Halloween when I opened the door, kids gave me candy. Some little kid tried to pull my face off. When I drove down the street, I stuck my head out the window and got a ticket for mooning.