Jacob Cohen Quotes on Childhood

6 quotes

  1. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

    #8 Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
  2. I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

    #17 Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
  3. I was so poor growing up, if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with.

  4. I was such an ugly kid- when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

  5. My father never liked me, he'd tell me to go out and play 'Hide and-go-fuck-yourself'.

  6. When I was a kid, I asked my Mother for a Bubble Bath, so she brought the water to a boil!

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