I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said, with a face like mine, I don't need one.

I said to the bartender 'Surprise me.' He pulled out a naked picture of my wife.

'Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear.'

Who knows the thoughts of a child?

They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.