I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said, with a face like mine, I don't need one.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The doctor implies the speaker is unattractive enough that birth control is unnecessary.
- In plain terms
- Your appearance makes you unlikely to attract partners.
- What can you take from it?
- Physical appearance affects social opportunities.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How much does appearance matter to you?
- How do you handle insults?
Another view
This reduces personal worth to physical looks and assumes rejection is guaranteed.
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