I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn't met me yet.

I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said, with a face like mine, I don't need one.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

The awareness of their individual blemishes and shortcomings inclines the frustrated to detect ill will and meanness in their fellow men. Self-contempt, howeve…

Da stehe ich nun, ich armer Thor! Und bin so klug als wie zuvor.

He [Finny] had never been jealous of me for a second. Now I knew that there never was and never could have been any rivalry between us. I was not of the same q…