I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A wife reveals she is seeing multiple people after being told her husband sees a psychiatrist.
- In plain terms
- Infidelity is treated as a normal fact.
- What can you take from it?
- Mutual secrets can level the playing field in relationships.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do you handle secrets in marriage?
- What would you tell your spouse?
Another view
It trivializes infidelity for comedy.
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