Jacob Cohen Quotes on Infidelity
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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
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I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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Last night I was making love to my wife and nothing was happening, so I said to her, What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?
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The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone.