5 Jacob Cohen Quotes on Infidelity

Jacob Cohen quotes on infidelity

7. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

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11. I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

20. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

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33. Last night I was making love to my wife and nothing was happening, so I said to her, What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

45. The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone.