5 Jacob Cohen Quotes on Absurdity

Jacob Cohen quotes on absurdity

9. I drink too much. Way too much. I gave a urine sample, there was an olive in it.

27. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

29. I'm ugly I'm tellin' ya. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth.

37. My uncle's dying wish: he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

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62. One day I was driving home and saw a guy jogging naked. I asked why, he said, ''Cause you came home early!'