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4 Jacob Cohen Quotes on Self deprecation

Jacob Cohen quotes on self deprecation

  1. I was so ugly... When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!'

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  2. I don't play hard to get... I play hard to want!

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  3. You kiddin'? I know I'm ugly...last year at Halloween when I opened the door, kids gave me candy. Some little kid tried to pull my face off. When I drove down the street, I stuck my head out the window and got a ticket for mooning.

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  4. Epitaph on his tombstone:

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