Jacob Cohen Quotes on Self deprecation
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I was so ugly... When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!'
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I don't play hard to get... I play hard to want!
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You kiddin'? I know I'm ugly...last year at Halloween when I opened the door, kids gave me candy. Some little kid tried to pull my face off. When I drove down the street, I stuck my head out the window and got a ticket for mooning.
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Epitaph on his tombstone: