My father never liked me, he'd tell me to go out and play 'Hide and-go-fuck-yourself'.

I was such an ugly kid- when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I was so ugly... When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!'

My father never liked me, he'd tell me to go out and play 'Hide and-go-fuck-yourself'.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.

I knew I was unwanted when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and radio.