I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
The joke is abstract and relies on an unclear scenario.
My father never liked me, he'd tell me to go out and play 'Hide and-go-fuck-yourself'.
I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?' He said...'I don't know…
I was such an ugly kid- when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
It is other people who want me to win medals.
I once admitted-to my shame- That football was a brutal game. Because She hates it.
'Well, what happened is there was the 80's steroids boom, and, uh... so, now, 'mysteriously,' wrestlers are dying in their sleep in hotel rooms... of heart fai…