If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker credits pickpockets for providing opportunities for sexual encounters.
- In plain terms
- Distractions like theft lead to romance.
- What can you take from it?
- Unexpected events can lead to connection.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Do you believe in serendipity?
- How do you meet people?
Another view
It treats theft as a beneficial tool for romance which is ethically dubious.
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