Quote #5
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
More from W. C. Fields
- Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
- I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
- Never give a sucker an even break.
- I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
- Goddamn the whole friggin' world but you, Carlotta!
- Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
- Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
- The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it.…