6 W. C. Fields Quotes on Relationships

W. C. Fields quotes on relationships

5. I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

22. (singing) I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two.

30. I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.

40. It was a woman drove me to drink....you know I never did thank her.

62. Thou shalt not commit adultery ... unless in the mood.

69. Women are like elephants, to me: I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.