3 W. C. Fields Quotes on Children

W. C. Fields quotes on children

12. Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

43. Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

    Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.

72. Here you have some razor blades. And now, play with them!