3 W. C. Fields Quotes on Irony

W. C. Fields quotes on irony

49. Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

57. The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. (from Never Give a Sucker an Even Break, in response to a man who complained of imsomnia)

79. When a man,,,,,lies cheat and steals,,,,, but hates children,,,,, there must be something good in him!