Quote #57
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. (from Never Give a Sucker an Even Break, in response to a man who complained of imsomnia)
More from W. C. Fields
- Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
- The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
- Sleep- the most beautiful experience in life- except drink.
- The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
- Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
- There comes a time in the affairs of man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
- Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch...
- There's not a man in America who at one time or another hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.