Sleep- the most beautiful experience in life- except drink.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch...

I cannot eat but little meat, My stomach is not good; But sure I think that I can drink With him that wears a hood. Though I go bare, take ye no care, I nothin…

Come, blessed Darkness, come and bring thy balm For eyes grown weary of the garish day! Come with thy soft, slow steps, thy garments gray, Thy veiling shadows,…

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.