Quote #55
Sleep- the most beautiful experience in life- except drink.
More from W. C. Fields
- Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
- Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
- Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch...
- The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. (from Never Give a Sucker an Even Break, in response to a man who complained of imsomn…
- Man: 'I understand you buried your wife several years ago.' WC: 'Yes, I had to. She died.' (from the film Poppy)
- The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
- Secretary: 'It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law.' WC: 'Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible.'
- The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.