Quote #56

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

More from W. C. Fields

  1. Sleep- the most beautiful experience in life- except drink.
  2. The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. (from Never Give a Sucker an Even Break, in response to a man who complained of imsomn…
  3. Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
  4. The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
  5. Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch...
  6. The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
  7. Man: 'I understand you buried your wife several years ago.' WC: 'Yes, I had to. She died.' (from the film Poppy)
  8. There comes a time in the affairs of man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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