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What does it mean?
A comparison suggesting a cigar offers consistent reliability while romantic relationships are intermittent.
In plain terms
Cigars are always usable, but women are only sometimes enjoyable.
What can you take from it?
Consistency in simple pleasures can be preferred over complex relationships.

Where it applies

  • casual conversation
  • writing humor
  • dating talk

Putting it to work

  • expressing preferences
  • drafting jokes

Questions to consider

  • What makes a pleasure reliable?
  • How do we compare objects to people?

Another view

The statement is sexist and reduces women to sources of pleasure.

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