6 W. C. Fields Quotes on Alcohol

W. C. Fields quotes on alcohol

18. Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.

26. How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon- and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter. (From a radio show, a 'temperance lecture'.)

33. I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

40. It was a woman drove me to drink....you know I never did thank her.

45. More people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.

55. Sleep- the most beautiful experience in life- except drink.