W. C. Fields Quotes on Choice
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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Women are like elephants, to me: I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
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Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails.
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On his death bed, he supposedly asked his banker, 'Do I have enough money to buy all the children of Philadelphia a bike each?' The banker looked at his notes and said yes. Fields stayed quiet for a moment in deep thought and replied 'Well fuck 'em!'