Quote #7

I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.

More from W. C. Fields

  1. I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
  2. Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
  3. I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
  4. The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it.…
  5. Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
  6. A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
  7. Never give a sucker an even break.
  8. After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

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