I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.

I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

The massive, frustrated energies of a mainly young, disillusioned electorate that has long since abandoned the idea that we all have a duty to vote. This is li…

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me.

Perhaps the fact that we have seen millions voting themselves into complete dependence on a tyrant has made our generation understand that to choose one's gove…