Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.

The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted h…

I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.

You eat everyday, you sleep everyday, your body was made to exercise everyday.

'I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.'

If an addict who has been completely cured starts smoking again he no longer experiences the discomfort of his first addiction. There exists, therefore, outsid…