Quote #9
The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.
More from W. C. Fields
- Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
- A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
- I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
- After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
- I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
- Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
- I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.