Quote #10

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

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  1. The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it.…
  2. After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
  3. Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
  4. Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
  5. I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
  6. All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
  7. I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
  8. A lot of people wanna be W.C. Fields now, but that's not even who I am.

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