Quote #11

After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

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  1. A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
  2. Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
  3. The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it.…
  4. All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
  5. Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
  6. A lot of people wanna be W.C. Fields now, but that's not even who I am.
  7. I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
  8. Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.

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