Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

There are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

I said to one of them, 'Look after the baby, I've got washing,' because we've got washable nappies. I said, 'Look after the baby. Entertain her, do some words,…

There are only two things a child will share willingly- communicable diseases and his mother's age.