4 W. C. Fields Quotes on Ethics

W. C. Fields quotes on ethics

10. A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

62. Thou shalt not commit adultery ... unless in the mood.

63. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar

71. You can't cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his heart in the first place.