W. C. Fields Quotes on Habit
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Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
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I don't drink water. Fish poop in it.
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I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Man: 'I have no sympathy for a man who is intoxicated all the time.' WC: 'A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.'