I don't drink water. Fish poop in it.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker avoids drinking water by claiming it is contaminated by animal waste.
- In plain terms
- I don't drink water because it's dirty.
- What can you take from it?
- Disgust can be used to justify any habit.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What health rules do you follow blindly?
- Is disgust rational here?
Another view
It ignores that water treatment makes it safe.
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